My posts need more exclamation marks.
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So Paris decided to go through my blog and get all caught up.
Unfourtunately, Tumblr is deciding to only show a fraction of the notifications I got…
GOOD TIMES.
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(via whatacountrylife)
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*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
(via ur-such-a-loltol)
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(via whatacountrylife)
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Served Wright from the Freezer - Andrew Kolb (x)
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(via lovertolover)
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Trailer for The World’s End
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(via finnfuckingnelson)
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(via miavonmoonriot)
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BEST MOVIE. IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN IT, YOU HAVEN’T LIVED
(via the-old-horror)
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“I’d had a lot of gin. I was pickled. From the time I was nominated to the awards, it was like a steady litany of every human being on Earth telling me how I wasn’t going to win. It was like being beaten by broom handles. The bus driver being like, “You’re not going to win.” The guy selling me my paper, the guy giving me my coffee, my publicist. By the time I got there, I was like, If I win I’m going to have to say something like “praise Satan” and talk like Linda Blair from “The Exorcist.” — Michael Shannon further sealing himself in as my favorite person while addressing his 2009 Oscar nomination for Revolutionary Road and losing to Heath Ledger [x] (via pizzatarian)(via charliebronsons)
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Only Bernard Black can understand the true struggles of being a woman
(via do-you-have-a-flag)
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(via thegestianpoet)
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(via marinahanna)
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I need a girlfriend, I’m lonely
Someone to love me and fuck me
I need to get laid immediately
But also someone to fulfill my needs
